In Soviet Russia…

… consonants palatalize you!

How Computers Can Do Fieldwork For You: A Case Study—Chit Fullah

I laughed so hard at that. But more relevant parts of the newest issue of the Speculative Grammarian for reader of my blog:

How to Do Fieldwork on Proto-Indo-European—Tim Pulju

Between these two articles, they’ve almost as good as:

The Symptoms and Warning Signs of Framework Psychosis

and

A Stratificational Approach to Making Macaroni and Cheese